The wonderful wizard welcomes you :3
I should introduce myself, shouln't I? I am the WONDERFUL WIZARD AQUIFER and I am here for one simple purpose. boredom. Yes, it's true. I've spend many years in my tower pondering how to cure my boredom, reading scrolls and ancient runes for guidence. When suddenly this realization hit me, yes, there it was! The internet! I made a... facialscroll?(?) page, or something, to connect with local wizards. It ended horribly. I tried the instant grams, didn't work out. I even attempted to apply for that tweeting bird site, but I fleed the moment it seemed to be taken over by a dark evil force beyond my comprehension. Alas, my efforts of curing my bordom with the internet proved futile. But then, something miraculous occured, I stumbled upon a video explaining to me how to create a website using... this! So here I am, here to entertain myself and spread my wizard knowledge. Extravagant!
(I reccomend listening to this for ambiance) whimsy
Ah, now that you mention it (you haven't) I do indeed need to tell you more about myself. For example, you don't even know what I look like! I shall describe myself to you. I have gorgeous curly hair (fur) and a long beard (whiskers). Indeed, I wear a magestic robe and hat depicting van gogh's "starry night" which I am quite fond of. I stand about 30 inches tall, or 78-79 centimeters for you... british... folk. My hobbies? Well, I am a wizard of course, but not like those kinds at that overrated school or whatever, I am a classic wizard indeed. Though I harbor no ill will against the modern wizard, I feel the aesthetics of the old wizard should not be so easily abandoned.
What else... ah, yes, I am very fond of water, actually. Most people think cats hate water, and they would be right! But i'm not like other cats, oh no, I am far more... uh... wizard like? To be honest, I find myself struggling to connect to my feline kin, I've attempted in the past to aquaint myself with other felines of bigger size, but even they would not see me for who I am. Thus, I found comfort in my scrolls and runes and books, taking to my tower to spend most of my days, along with visiting local wildlife. I do miss my older, simpler, life... and my family.
That still isn't enough? You wish to see an image of me? I will try I suppose.
Is this good enough? It's not an image of me? Of course it is! I drew it myself. The camera angle? My chair doesn't go that high up, and I need to hold the phone in place to keep it still. Stop complaining I just put a lot of effort into getting that photo for you. I had to resize it several times just so this feeble computer could comprehend my greatness. No I'm not fat.
