I see you've found the first floor of my virtual tower, impressive. Yes, I did make this place for you to find. No, it was not designed to be hard to find. But later levels might be. I've realized that a great wizard like myself holds many secrets that mortals may seek to unearth. So, why not give them a chance? How many layers are in this tower? Can you find them all? It may take some time for them to show themselves. For now, sit down at my table and have some tea. I have many to choose from. I also have coffee, soda, alcohol, and potions if you're feeling experimental.
You know, it's interesting. I haven't had company in a long time. Why not tell me a little about yourself? I cant hear it, of course, but still... Maybe you need someone to talk to as well?
Look for a drink You see...